December 2010
White Whine
antikris:
I AM REALLY SICK OF SEEING ALL THESE HIPSTAMATIC PHOTOS. GUESS WHAT LOSERS, YOU’RE NOT CREATIVE OR A GOOD PHOTOGRAPHER, YOU’RE USING AN IPHONE APP THAT 2.4 MILLION OTHER PEOPLE USE. BLOW ME.
Seconded.
Better yet, SECONDED.
I'd like an explanation
First: I’d like an explanation from Connecticut DOT as to why they decided to shut down one lane of a two-lane portion of I-95 to do routine road work with ONE TRUCK, causing a three-mile backup on what is undoubtedly one of the busiest travel days of the year, since it’s the first snow-free day after Christmas. Next, I’d like an explanation from Amtrak as to why they...
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REALLY Mike Tolbert?
You had to fumble AND get hurt on the same fucking play, wheeled off the field, and end up out for the game? AND leave me with -2 POINTS? YOU SUCK.
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Quality, Comfort, and Price
That’s nice.
healywu replied to your photo: A Rhode Island Classic!
The bane of every school function dinner for me. I hate everything they serve except the pasta. #picky
In fairness, this is exactly how I feel about the West Valley Inn, where we had every school banquet, awards ceremony, and team dinner growing up. The pasta is great because we Rhode Islanders know how to make killer tomato sauce. But you...
Sometimes, I worry about my parents.
Dad: Honey, did you go to Subway recently? Mom: Um, no. Dad: Hmm. There’s a debit in our checking account for Subway in Jamaica Plain. Mom: Uh-oh. Me: Dad, is it for $6? Dad: Yeah, how did you know? Me: Um, you bought a CharlieTicket to ride the subway yesterday.
My Top 10 Most-Played Songs on iTunes in 2010
1. Ke$ha - Tik Tok 2. Enrique Igelsias feat. Pitbull - I Like it 3. Free Energy - Something in Common 4. As Fast As - This Time 5. Metric - Gold Guns Girls 6. Black Keys - I’ll Be Your Man 7. The Heavy - How You Like Me Now 8. Smashing Pumpkins - Freak 9. Passion Pit - The Reeling 10. Cee-Lo Green - Fuck You
Sigh. Well, this is embarassing.
#1 and #2 definitely rose to the top because...
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Since this is what happens when you try to take a... →
you’ll just have to trust me that I can see the lunar eclipse right now.
In which I, the biggest MTA apologist in the...
Effective Thursday, December 30, 2010, the validity period for all one-way and round-trip tickets on Metro-North Railroad will be reduced from six months to 14 days (including date of purchase).
So, if I buy a round-trip ticket for a trip home and somehow find a ride back into the city, it’s money thrown down the drain? Fuck you, MTA. Seriously, FUCK YOU.
This pisses me off more than...
I actually "took a knee" in Fantasy Football
because I’m up by 5 points and my opponent has no players left to play, so I benched Adrian Peterson. There’s no telling what disaster could take place at TCF Bank Stadium tonight, and I want no part in it ruining my ticket to my league’s championship next week.
It finally happened last night.
At about 7:30 last night, of the 20 beers on tap and 2 in casks at The Pony Bar, I had every single one of them on my list.
It was quite freeing, actually. I could have whatever beer I liked most rather than whatever beer I hadn’t had.
By the way, join me tonight around 7 there if you’d like. I’m doing a half-assed get-together for my birthday.
(About that: this will be the...
Fox News responds to study proving their views are... →
Asked for comment on the study, Fox News seemingly dismissed the findings. In a statement, Michael Clemente, who is the senior vice president of news editorial for the network, said: “The latest Princeton Review ranked the University of Maryland among the top schools for having ‘Students Who Study The Least’ and being the ‘Best Party School’ – given these fine academic distinctions, we’ll regard...